Reblogged from follow-haha-funny-lol
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via isankyourbattleship)
Spiderlick: F**k that shit. That bitch is insane.
Why does that spider have nine legs??
